Pumpkin Carving at the Zoo

Today Aaron, Emmy, Kim and I got to carve pumpkins at the Zoo. Kim, Emmy and I have mad pumpkin carving skills. Aaron, God bless him, we'll...he tried.

Don't forget to buy the wine

So today we celebrated Kerry's birthday at happy hour. Someone, and I'm not going to name names, didn't buy wine this week.

Someone and I'm not going to name names, but he's the CEO, sent laser beams out of his eyes at me because we ran out of wine. Oops.

Green Tea or Die

As new guys it is our responsibility to do the grocery shopping for the whole office. We must pay careful attention the wants and needs of our coworkers and specifically the head honchos.

Apparently, it is possible to be demoted here if you forgot one of these important must haves:



Whatever you do make sure we never run out of Green Tea. Rob and I learned this lesson the hard way. I hid behind my computer.

YouTube and Reply Alls make Schipul go round

I have deduced that Reply To Alls within the office must contain a video from YouTube. Everyone loves Reply to Alls and YouTube videos increase productivity.

Tendenci User Conference wraps up; we head to Yao's

We had the Schipul 10 year anniversary party at Yao's.

Got to see my coworkers loosen up a bit. Maybe loosen up a little too much!

So far, this has been the best first week ever! I think I'm going to like it here!

Awwwwkward!

I ripped my pants today! I had no idea until Aaron said something. I wonder how long I was walking around flashing my ass to the office before he took pity on me.

At the user conference, I finally had enough and borrowed a pair of intact pants from Glen Zaragalalalaamamai. The only thing more awkward than wearing ripped pants is wearing another man's pants.

I'm sure that everyone will forget about all this, though. There's no way that this will become a running joke or anything.

Day Two

I came back for day two, surprising everyone at the office.